Domination progress?

So one of our main goals here is to dominate the world. I always have to ask Hunny how much we have completed this task, and it never seems that we've done anything significant.  We need something to monitor our progress.  So, if we do anything worth mentioning, post what we did and when here!

Well there is roughly 400 billion of us, And roughly only 7 billion of humans.

Which means there is about 57 people for every one human.

Number advantage? I think so.

This was all 101% my doing. Cuz I earned extra credit.

Actually, all of the other trees on this planet are minding their own business. We're the only people trying to take over the world.

Yells at backyard:

****ing dangit tree JOIN US GOSH DARN YOU!!!!

See, that's the deal here, trees are following my gentle coaxing, just FORGETTING THE WEB ADRESS EVEN AFTER I WROTE IT ON THEIR ARM!!

K byebye

wwwwwwwhhhhhhaaaaaatttttttt world domination who where?

You know who I was talking about burning tree *Cough*