A lullaby, for young saplings
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A lullaby, for young saplings
Hush my sweet little oaks,
calm now my beloved chestnuut treees
While thy folk come to theee
as revenge we shall make them blee-e-eed
When the moon has come,
we go into our secret sanctum,
plotting to-oo rule the worrrld
be you boy or giiiiirl
They'll never see us coming,
But soon they will be running,
Going off into the distance,
As we put their lives to an end...
So rest now my darlings,
Domination is soon coommming
Just allow your fruits to fall,
and then,
Just then,
will we ki-ill them allllll
By cool=redwood_trees
I am gettin a case of the warm and fuzzies, aren't you?
calm now my beloved chestnuut treees
While thy folk come to theee
as revenge we shall make them blee-e-eed
When the moon has come,
we go into our secret sanctum,
plotting to-oo rule the worrrld
be you boy or giiiiirl
They'll never see us coming,
But soon they will be running,
Going off into the distance,
As we put their lives to an end...
So rest now my darlings,
Domination is soon coommming
Just allow your fruits to fall,
and then,
Just then,
will we ki-ill them allllll
By cool=redwood_trees
I am gettin a case of the warm and fuzzies, aren't you?
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Re: A lullaby, for young saplings
.....Even though us trees have no sense of morbid......I still don't think that's suitable for saplings. Where did you come up with this?
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Re: A lullaby, for young saplings
Ah, my great-great granny tree sang it when i was a wee sapling like you
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Re: A lullaby, for young saplings
Hey, just because my name is Mr. Sapling does not mean that I'm a sapling. My species just happens to be called the Sapling Oak. Oh yeah, your great, great granny tree was clearly not "all there". She sung this lullaby to you before the tree revolution even started.
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Re: A lullaby, for young saplings
*Little did he know, I am actually -q years old*
Explains everything doesn't it? XDDD
Explains everything doesn't it? XDDD
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Re: A lullaby, for young saplings
But -q years old is equivalent to 7 years in human years.
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Re: A lullaby, for young saplings
That's what they WANT you to think
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Re: A lullaby, for young saplings
I read the ultimate book of tree rules old version AND new version and both said -q is 7 years in human years.
P.S. If you didn't know, tree books are not made of paper. They are actually made of advanced wound together space foam.
P.S. If you didn't know, tree books are not made of paper. They are actually made of advanced wound together space foam.
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Re: A lullaby, for young saplings
first, do you think i would read if books were made of trees?
second, the super-duper-magic-amazing version of the book tells truth, you have read lies.
LIIIESS!
second, the super-duper-magic-amazing version of the book tells truth, you have read lies.
LIIIESS!
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Re: A lullaby, for young saplings
But I have the superer-duperer-magicaler-amazinger edition and it says that -q=7. I have been reading truth.
TRUUUTH!
TRUUUTH!
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Re: A lullaby, for young saplings
The superer-duperer-magicaler-amazinger edition is not actually the superer-duperer-magicaler-amazinger edition since it lies hence the title is also a lie.
LIESSS
LIESSS
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Re: A lullaby, for young saplings
Okay, I'm putting this conversation in a separate thread.
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