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A lullaby, for young saplings

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Post by Redwood Shmedwoods Wed Oct 09, 2013 11:24 pm

Hush my sweet little oaks,
calm now my beloved chestnuut treees
While thy folk come to theee
as revenge we shall make them blee-e-eed

When the moon has come,
we go into our secret sanctum,
plotting to-oo rule the worrrld
be you boy or giiiiirl

They'll never see us coming,
But soon they will be running,
Going off into the distance,
As we put their lives to an end...

So rest now my darlings,
Domination is soon coommming
Just allow your fruits to fall,
and then,
Just then,
will we ki-ill them allllll

By cool=redwood_trees


I am gettin a case of the warm and fuzzies, aren't you?
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Post by Mr. Sapling Thu Oct 10, 2013 1:23 am

.....Even though us trees have no sense of morbid......I still don't think that's suitable for saplings.  Where did you come up with this?
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Post by Redwood Shmedwoods Fri Oct 11, 2013 12:08 am

Ah, my great-great granny tree sang it when i was a wee sapling like you
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Post by Mr. Sapling Fri Oct 11, 2013 8:48 pm

Hey, just because my name is Mr. Sapling does not mean that I'm a sapling.  My species just happens to be called the Sapling Oak.  Oh yeah, your great, great granny tree was clearly not "all there".  She sung this lullaby to you before the tree revolution even started.
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Post by Redwood Shmedwoods Fri Oct 11, 2013 11:06 pm

*Little did he know, I am actually -q years old*

Explains everything doesn't it? XDDD
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Post by Mr. Sapling Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:35 am

But -q years old is equivalent to 7 years in human years.
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Post by Redwood Shmedwoods Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:41 pm

That's what they WANT you to think
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Post by Mr. Sapling Wed Oct 23, 2013 10:48 pm

I read the ultimate book of tree rules old version AND new version and both said -q is 7 years in human years.

P.S. If you didn't know, tree books are not made of paper. They are actually made of advanced wound together space foam.
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Post by Redwood Shmedwoods Sat Oct 26, 2013 7:14 pm

first, do you think i would read if books were made of trees?
second, the super-duper-magic-amazing version of the book tells truth, you have read lies.

LIIIESS!
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Post by Mr. Sapling Sat Oct 26, 2013 11:53 pm

But I have the superer-duperer-magicaler-amazinger edition and it says that -q=7. I have been reading truth.

TRUUUTH!
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Post by Redwood Shmedwoods Sun Oct 27, 2013 2:28 pm

The superer-duperer-magicaler-amazinger edition is not actually the superer-duperer-magicaler-amazinger edition since it lies hence the title is also a lie.

LIESSS
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Post by Mr. Sapling Sun Oct 27, 2013 5:49 pm

Okay, I'm putting this conversation in a separate thread.
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